The official stupid statement thread

Asked of one the slower minded players Appy faced , one of the non-district games- Do you take Ritalin? His answer-"Naw, now I take regular classes like Math and English! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]" While that is kinda funny, here is what brought that to mind- Matt took the drug from 7-14 and died at 14. </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
I was told by one of the medical examiners that a full-grown man's heart weighs about 350 grams and that Matthew's heart's weight was about 402 grams. Dr. Dragovic said this type of heart damage is smoldering and not easily detected with the standard test done for prescription refills. The standard test usually consists of blood work, listening to the heart, and questions about school behaviors, sleeping and eating habits.

*What is important to note here is that Matthew did not have any pre-existing heart condition or defect.

Matthew's story started in a small town within Berkley, Michigan. While in first grade Matthew was evaluated by the school, who believed he had ADHD. The school social worker, Monica Higer, kept calling us in for meetings. One morning at one of these meetings while waiting for the others to arrive, Monica told us that if we refused to take Matthew to the doctor and get him on Ritalin, child protective services could charge us for neglecting his educational and emotional needs. My wife and I were intimidated and scared. We believed that there was a very real possibility of losing our children if we did not comply with the schools threats.

Monica further explained ADHD to us,


[/ QUOTE ] The site has some more facts and figures, if ya know someone that it might concern- pass this along. Ritdeath

We definetly need a nickname for them. But they need some patience. I mean they have an SAT tomorrow, and haven't studied, or took classes for it, and their Seniors. Oh no!

How about the "ShEinstein's"?

Or "LPD Braintrust"?

Or "The Omniscient Ones"

just trying to give some ideas [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

I vote for the "ShEinstein's"!!! hahaha.

That was my favorite as well [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Me Too! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Lorenzo Miles comes on to the forum and says this thread is ridiculous, I didnt do anything to my knee, I finished playing the game and am playing next week.

Pez the next poster says "so is he playing next week"

WTF you can tell whose parents smoked too much dope while they were pregnant.

Heres another good one

"put GC in the east" yet their the most western team in the frickin district.

The lpd sports forum, home of geography majors.

i remember a classic post from my senior year of highschool many years ago...

someone made the comment
Sammy Keys is a beast and he will be our workhorse this year. But I am not sure if he will make it out this year or not.

That sounds like something stupid I would say

I told ironlung about us having a monster of a kicker about midway through the season. Come to find out, hes still not elgible and cant speak a lick of english.

I think he will be nortons kicker next year, his dad owns mi finca, but I was sorta rash in thinking he would get to play this season.